Will you marry me?
If I give you half a crown
Will you take your knickers down
Will you marry, marry, marry, marry
Will you marry me?
If you give me half a crown
I won't take my knickers down
I won't marry, marry, marry, marry
I won't marry you.
If I give you curry and chips
Will you let me feel your tits
Will you marry, marrry, marry, marry
Will you marry me?
If you give me curry and chips
I won't let you feel my tits
I won't marry, marry, marry, marry
I won't marry you.
If I give you my big chest
And all the money I possess
Will you marry, marry, marry, marry
Will you marry me?
If you give me your big chest
And all the money you possess
I will marry, marry, marry, marry
I will marry you.
Ho, ho, ho, so you think your funny
You don't want me, you want my fucking money.