The Wild West Show
Chorus:
We are off to see the wild west show
With the elephants and the kangaroos
No matter what the weather
As long as we're together
We're off to see the wild west show.
Ladies and Gentleman: In the far ring we have
the 00 00 AA AA bird.
(Crowd:) OOOH fantastic incredible, what the
hell is an 00 00 AA AA bird?
The 00 00 AA AA bird is a rare and exotic
bird found in the deserts of Australia. It
has three foot legs and four foot testicles,
and every time it lands, it goes 00 00 AA AA.
L & G ............................ giraffe
(Crowd:) .....
The giraffe from the Savannas of Africa is
the only animal that can walk into a bar
and say, "The high-balls are on me."
L & G ............ wherethefuckarewe tribe
(Crowd:) .....
This is a tribe of four foot pigmies found in
deepest darkest Africa that walks through
five foot high grass shouting: "Where the fuck are we?
Where the fuck are we?"
L & G...................... orangutan bird
(Crowd:) .....
The orangutan bird is found in the mountains
of Africa. It's left ball is made of steel
and it's right ball is made of copper. Every
time it lands, it goes oran-gu-tan,
oran-gu-tan.
L & G.............. rhinosaurus
(Crowd:) .....
The rhinosaurus is reputed to be the richest
animal in the world. It's name is derived
from the Latin - rhino meaning money and
soreass meaning piles. Hence - piles of
money.
L & G ...................... kerii bird
(Crowd:) .....
The kerrii bird lives north of the Arctic
Circle. Every time it comes in to land on the
ice it says, "Kerii kerii ker-ist it's cold."
L & G .................... winky wank bird
(Crowd:) .....
By some strange evolutionary occurance, the
nervous system of this bird's eyelids is
connected to its foreskin. Every time it
winks, it wanks and every time it wanks, it
winks.
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. Thanks! John Patrick.