We Are The Pi Phi's
Sung by
John Frushour
We are the Pi Phi's, Pi Phi's are we,
We are so God Damned good morally,
Oh horseshit,
We never fear for our chastity,
For we are the Pi Phi girls --- balls, balls!
And at our annual spring dance,
We never, ever, wear any pants,
We like to give the Phi Psi's a chance,
For we are the Pi Phi girls --- balls, balls!
And every night at twelve o' clock,
We watch the watchman piss on the rock,
We like the way he handles his cock,
For we are the Pi Phi Girls, balls, balls!
. Thanks! John Patrick.