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A. Walking Down Canal Street


Walking down Canal Street  (Walking down Canal Street)
Knocking on every door  (Knocking on every door)
God damn, son of a bitch,
I couldn't find a whore.

I finally found a whore, but she was rather thin,
God damn, son of a bitch, i couldn't get it in.

I finally got it in, i wandered all about,
God damn, son of a bitch, i couldn't get it out.

I finally got it out, my dick was rather sore,
The moral of the story is to NEEEEEEEEEEVER fuck a whore,
FUCK A WHORE

Notes:  "The Candy Man" tune is used as a call and response with someone leading the group.  The "Bell Bottom Trousers" tune is used when someone is singing this song alone (see here).  This is also done as a recitation.  This is the UK version:

<e: (typed to a rap beat)
Good morning Mrs. Murphy I praise your heart and soul.
I tried to fuck your daughter but I couldn't find her hole.
I finally found her hole beneath a golden flock,
god damn it Mrs. Murphy I couldn't find my cock!
I finally found my cock beneath some folds of skin,
god damn it Mrs. Murphy I couldn't get it in!
I finally got it in and wiggled it all about,
god damn it Mrs. Murphy I couldn't get it out!
I finally got it out all black and bruised and sore,
God damn it Mrs. Murphy,
Your daughter wanted MORE!>

[From: Carol Mandera <mandera(AT)lewis.MT.net>, Date: 1996/09/08,
Usenet: rec.motorcycles.harley]

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