Uncle Bud
Uncle Bud's fine; Uncle Bud is keen.
Uncle Bud's got plenty of gasoline.
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Uncle Bud's got this; Uncle Bud's got that.
Uncle Bud's got a dick like a baseball bat.
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Uncle Bud's got a wife. She's big and fat.
She's got a cunt like a Stetson hat.
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