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The Yogi Bear Song
(Tune -- "Camptown Races")

I know a bear that you don't know, Yogi, Yogi,
I know a bear that you don't know, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi, Yogi Bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
I know a bear that you don't know, Yogi, Yogi Bear.

Yogi's got a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo,
Yogi's got a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.
Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.
Yogi's got a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.

And Yogi's got an enemy, Ranger, Ranger
Yogi's got an enemy, Ranger, Ranger Smith...etc.

Yogi's chopped up Ranger Smith, Dismem, Dismem.
Yogi's chopped up Ranger Smith, Dismem, Dismem-Bear....etc.

Yogi has a girl friend, Susie, Susie
Yogi has a girl friend, Susie, Susie Bear...etc.

Susie's into lingerie, Teddy, Teddy
Susie's into lingerie, Teddy, Teddy Bear....etc.

Susie's got a hairy minge, Grisly, Grisly
Susie's got a hairy minge, Grisly, Grisly Bear....etc.

Susie likes it on the fridge, Polar, Polar,
Susie likes it on the fridge, Polar, Polar Bear...etc.

Susie likes it long and green, Cucum, Cucum
Susie likes it long and green, Cucum, Cucum-Bear...etc.

Susie does it upside down, Koala, Koala,
Susie does it upside down, Koala, Koala-Bear...etc.

Yogi's got a twelve inch nob, Hard to, Hard to,
Yogi's got a twelve inch nob, Hard to, Hard to Bear...etc.

Yogi's got a cheesy nob, Cum-On, Cum-On
Yogi's got a cheesy nob, Cum-On, Camembert....etc.

But Yogi always wears durrex, Care-Bear, Care-Bear
Yogi always wears durrex, Care-Care, Care Bear....etc.

The durrex had a hole in it, Unlucky, Unlucky.
The durrex had a hole in it, Unlucky, Lucky Bear...etc.

Now I know a bear that you don't know, Yogi, Yogi,
I know a bear that you don't know, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi, Yogi Bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
I know a bear that you don't know, Yogi, Yogi Bear.

Notes:   The lyrics in bold are sung by the entire group.  This bawdy song corresponds with the non-bawdy camp song by the same name.   The text above is from an anonymous mp3 which I acquired on the Kazaa network.  If you know what record or CD this from, please send an email to .  I wish to purchase it.

• Field Recording - John Patrick Collection - See Notes.
  • Digital Recording - Tom Kissedher (pseud.) - 2004.06.27
    • Yogi Bear  Time: 1:06
  • Digital Recording - Vaughan Hully - 2005.01.30
    • Yogi Bear [Learned Mid 1990's]  Time: 0:39
• The University of Northern Iowa Varsity Men's Glee Club
  • Brothers Sing On: The Road to St. Peter's
    • The Yogi Bear Song  Time: 4:51

Commercial Recordings:

• Unknown
  • Digital Recording downloaded from http://www.paddysworld.co.uk/modules/mysounds/visit.php?cid=3&lid=12 on 2005.03.08
    • The Yogi Bear Song  Time: 2:33
  • Unknown
    • Yogi Bear  Time: 3:15

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