The oldest text I have is from the 1961 reprint of the 1945 Mess
Hall Songs & Rhymes of the Wartime RAAF:
Wee Hairie Bitty
There once was a lassie wi' a wee hairy bitty Who was huddin' up her clovers at her ain father's ball.
And then there was a laddie wi' a big stormy cocky Who was gang up the lassie wi' a wee hairy bitty Who was huddin' up her clovers at her ain father's ball.
And then there was a mannie wi' a pair of speein' glasses Who was speein' on the laddie wi' a big stormy cocky Who was gang up the lassie wi' a wee hairy bitty Who was huddin' up her clovers at her ain father's ball.
And then there was a mannie wi' a big curvy knifie Who was gang to stab the mannie wi' a pair of speein' glasses Who was speein' on the laddie wi' a big stormy cocky Who was gang up the lassie wi' a wee hairy bitty Who was huddin' up her clovers at her ain father's ball.
And then there was a p'licey wi' a piar of hand-cuffers who Who was gang to cuff the mannie wi' a big curvy knifie Who was gang to stab the mannie wi' a pair of speein' glasses Who was speein' on the laddie wi' a big stormy cocky Who was gang up the lassie wi' a wee hairy bitty Who was huddin' up her clovers at her ain father's ball.
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