Ta Ra Ra Boom De Ay
This semi-bawdy version sung by
Oscar Brand;
The text below is from the
USC online Hymneal.
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Ta ra ra boom de ay
Ta ra ra boom de ay
Ta ra ra boom de ay
Ta ra ra boom de ay
I got a gal named Sasafrass
She had pimples on her butt
Some is big and some is small
Some you can hardly see at all
- Ta ra ra boom de ay, etc.
As a freshmen, she was pure
'Till the dean came by on tour
He was such a lousy lover
That he made a mother of her!
- Ta ra ra boom de ay, etc.
When she was a sophomore
She became a working whore
Fifty cents was all they'd pay
For a blow job or a lay
- Ta ra ra boom de ay, etc.
As a junior, she would shrink
'Till they taught her how to drink
Then they'd fill her up with gin
So anyone could put it in
- Ta ra ra boom de ay, etc.
As a senior, after class,
She was selling instant ass
She was soon expelled from school
For cumming in the swimming pool!
- Ta ra ra boom de ay, etc.
. Thanks! John Patrick.