Strawberry Whore
(Sung by
Sandy Paton)
I was hanging around Pinesdale just spending my time
Out of a job and not earning a dime
I spied a young maiden out on the boardwalk
I stepped up to hand her a line of my talk
She give me a wink and I follows her there
To the little hotel room at the head of the stair
Her dress flew up and I could tell at a glance
That strawberry whore didn't have on no pants.
Well she laid on the bed and she said it was mine
I climbed to her middle and let down my twine
I went up to the ceiling and down to the floor
She says hang on my cowboy and let out a roar
She frizzled and frazzled she fart and screamed
She blew the head off of my fucking machine
Now as I lay here flat on my back
My pecker wrapped up in an old gunny sack
All you young cowhands take warning by me
Just fuck your old fist and leave those whores be
. Thanks! John Patrick.