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Sam, Sam, The Lavatory Man

Sam, Sam, the lavatory man,
Chief inspector of the out house clan
He issues the tissues, the paper, and the towels
He listens to the sounds of the rumbling bowels

Sam, Sam, the lavatory man,
Chief inspector of the out house clan
Sam, Sam, the lavatory man,
Chief inspector of the out house clan

Down, down, down below the ground
Where all the little poopies are swimming around
There sits Sam, the lavatory man,
Scooping up the poopies in his little tin can!

Sam, Sam, the lavatory man,
Chief inspector of the out house clan
He issues the tissues, the paper, and the towels
He listens to the sounds of the rumbling bowels

Down, down, down below the ground
Where all the little poopies are swimming around
There sits Sam, the lavatory man,
Scooping up the poopies in his little tin can!

Here is a recording of an old classic, "Sam, Sam the Lavatory Man", which has rarely been recorded.  The earliest report of this song is in the 6pg typescript from 1945-47

According to this google search, http://tinyurl.com/25vcw , this song primarily survives as a children's song. It is commonly found in boyscout and girlscout songbooks.

 



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