The S&M Man
Sung by
Sudsuckin' Bigfood and Enter the Gerbil
Who can take Grandpa (who can take Grandpa)
Pump him full of 'ludes (pump him full of 'ludes)
Drop him in a gay bar
With a bunch of horny dudes?
Chorus:
- The S&M Man, the S&M Man
The S&M Man can 'cause he mixes it with love,
And makes the hurt feel good (the hurt feel good)
Who can take a glass rod (who can take a glass rod)
Shove it up his prick
(shove it up his prick)
Lay it on the table
And smash it with a brick?
Chorus
Alternate chorus [sing after every five or six verses]:
- The S&M Man, the S&M Man
He's the one who hurt your mother
Sodomized and raped your brother
There can never be another (doo-di-doo, doo-di-doo...)
Who can take a cheese grater (who can take a cheese grater)
Strap it to his arm
(strap it to his arm)
Rub it back and forth
'Til he makes pussy parmesan?
Chorus
. Thanks! John Patrick.