Puff, The Tragic Faggot
(Tune: "Puff, The Magic Dragon", Sung by Tony Snell)
Puff, the tragic faggot, went on the spree
And he frolicked in the summer at the Nudist Colony!
Little Jackie Paper, loved that rascal, Puff,
But wished he'd never started using that "greasy kid stuff!"
Puff, the tragic faggot, went on the spree
And he frolicked in the summer at the Nudist Colony!
Together they would travel, on a boat with billowed sail
Jackie Paper climbing up on Puff's romantic tail
Noble Kings and Princes would bend low when they came
Pirates lowered *everything* when Puff roared out his name!
Puff, the tragic faggot, went on the spree
And he frolicked in the summer at the Nudist Colony!
A faggot lives for ages, but not so little boys;
Ding-a-ling in a Fairy Ring make way for other joys.
One grey night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more
And Puff, the tragic faggot, was prostrate [?] on the floor.
Puff, the tragic faggot, went on the spree
And he frolicked in the summer at the Nudist Colony!
His head was bent in sorrow, his tears they fell like rain
Nobody would come to play along his "Cherry" Lane
Puff the Faggot killed himself, and I know why he did
Life was nothing when he could not use that "greasy kid".
. Thanks! John Patrick.