Spanish Guitar (aka Ports of Call)
Oh, the first port of call was Aden, Aden,
Where the girls wouldn't fuck, but we made 'em, made 'em,
Ten dollars a day, for a bang-up each way,
And a tune on a Spanish guitar, singing:
Chorus:
- Hi-ziggy-ziggy, fuck a little piggy sideways, swish, swish,
My idea of a woman is a big brown ass (shit bag)
Ten dollars a day, for a bang-up each way,
And a tune on a Spanish guitar.
Oh, the next port of call was Boston, Boston,
Where the girls wouldn't fuck, but we forced 'em, forced 'em,
Ten dollars a day, for a bang-up each way,
And a tune on a Spanish guitar, singing:
Oh, the next port of call was Malta, Malta,
Where the girls wouldn't fuck, but oughta, oughta,
Ten dollars a day, for a bang-up each way,
And a tune on a Spanish guitar, singing:
Oh, the next port of call was Suwon, Suwon,
Where the girls would do it for two won, two won,
Ten dollars a day, for a bang-up each way,
And a tune on a Spanish guitar, singing:
Oh, the next port of call was Takhli, Takhli,
Where the girls would do it for free, for free,
Ten dollars a day, for a bang-up each way,
And a tune on a Spanish guitar, singing:
Notes: Compare this song with
Follow the Band.
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. Thanks! John Patrick.