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Title(s): Leprosy; Birth Control; Yesterday; Syphilis

Tune(s): Yesterday; Jalousie.

A. Yesterday

Yesterday.
The vicar came home just to roger me,
Eight hours later he's still on top of me,
Oh I believe in yesterday.

Syphilis.
How the hell did I ever get this?
Oh the pain whenever I take a piss,
Oh I believe in syphilis.

Leprosy.
I'm not half the man I used to be,
Every time I cough things just fall off of me,
Oh I believe in leprosy.

Gonorrhea.
Now it's even spread up to my ear,
How the hell did it ever get here.
Oh I believe in gonorrhea.

Amputees.
You don't even have to spread their knees,
You can slide it in and out with ease,
Oh I believe in amputees.

Birth control.
It's the only way to save your soul,
when you're coming up your girlfriends hole.
Oh I believe in birth control.
 

• Unknown
  • Downloaded from http://www.fawleyrfc.co.uk/Songs/ on 7 August 2004
    • Yesterday  Time: 1:25

B. Birth Control

Birth control
It's the only way to save your soul
When you're coming into your girl's hole
Oh, I believe in birth control.

Suddenly
There's a shotgun hanging over me
Its an unexpected pregnancy,
Yes, I believe in birth control

Why I had to cum
I don't know
She wouldn't blow
I stayed in too long
Now I long for birth control

Syphilis
It just started with a little kiss
Feels like razor blades when I piss
Oh, I believe in syphilis.

Hmm, Hmm-hmm,
Hmm, Hmm-Humm
 

• Field Recording - John Patrick Collection - See Notes.
  • Digital Recording - Tom Kissedher (pseud.) - 2004.06.27
    • Birth Control [Tune -Yesterday]  Time: 0:47

C.  Leprosy

Leprosy, all my skin is falling off of me.
I'm not half the man I used to be.
Oh, how did I get leprosy?

Syphilis, it all started with a simple kiss.
Now it even hurts to take a piss.
Oh why did I get syphilis?

Why her box was sick I don't know,
She wouldn't say.
Now my dripping dick won't get thick,
Now I long for yesterday ....
 

• John Valby
  • Compact Dirt Digital Ditties
    • Leprosy  Time: 1:14

D. Leprosy
[Tune - Jalousie (Tango)]

Leprosy
My darling I have leprosy
There goes my eyeball into my high ball
Kiss me quick
My God there goes my upper lip
 

• Field Recording - John Patrick Collection - See Notes.
  • Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2005.09.25
    • Leprosy [Tune - Jalousie, (aka Jealousy) a Tango 1955-59]  Time: 0:13

This was learned in the early 1960s while studying at Purdue University.

Bibliography:

Discography:  "Leprosy" on compact Dirt Digital Ditties by John Valby

Here are some field recorded versions of this song:
 

• Field Recording - John Patrick Collection - See Notes.
  • Digital Recording - Shut Yer Manhole (aka Little Head) - 2004.10.09
    • Leprosy [Tune - Yesterday]  Time: 0:36
  • Digital Recording - Tom "Fuk Stik" Tarka - 2004.05.07
    • Leprosy [fragment]  Time: 0:34
• Unknown
  • Downloaded from http://www.fawleyrfc.co.uk/Songs/ on 7 August 2004
    • Yesterday  Time: 1:25

Commercially recorded versions:

• Dennis "Mu-Sick" Gill
  • Hash Songs [Double Cassette]
    • Syphilis [Tune - Yesterday]  Time: 0:36

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