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Title(s):  Diarrhea Song; Diarrhea; Diarrhoea Song

Tune(s):  Unknown; Halleluiah Chorus (uncertain).

A. Diarrhea Song


When you're slidin' into first
and your pants are 'bout to burst
Diarrhea, (Pfff. Pfff)
Diarrhea

When you're slidin' into second
And you need a disinfectant
Diarrhea, (Pfff. Pfff)
Diarrhea

When you're slindin' into third
And you drop a wet turd
Diarrhea, (Pfff. Pfff)
Diarrhea

When you're slidin' into home
And your pants are filled with foam
Diarrhea, (Pfff. Pfff)
Diarrhea
 

  • Field Recording - John Patrick Collection - See Notes.
    • Digital Recording - Daniel Talsky - 2004.09.29

 


 

B. The Diarrhea Song

When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst

That's diarreha (pffft, pffft)
Diarrhea  (pffft, pffft)

When you're sliding into second
And it it's getting kind of hectic

That's diarreha (pffft, pffft)
Diarrhea (pffft, pffft)

When you're sliding into third
And you lay a juicy turd

That's diarreha (pffft, pffft)
Diarrhea (pffft, pffft)

When you're sliding into home
And your pants begin to with foam

That's diarreha (pffft, pffft)
Diarrhea (pffffffffffft)

  • Field Recording - John Patrick Collection - See Notes.
    • Digital Recording - Anonymous - 2005.11.11

 


 

C.  Diarrhea

Diarrhea (pfffft, pffft)
Diarrhea (pfffft, pffft)

Some people think it's gross
I think it's good on toast

Diarrhea (pfffft, pffft)
Diarrhea (pfffft, pffft)
 

  • Field Recording - John Patrick Collection - See Notes.

 

 


 

D.  Diarrhoea Song

When your climbing up a tree
And it's running down your knee
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea,

When your sitting in the gutter
And you're eating bread and butter
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea

When your walking in the the loft
And your tread in something soft
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea

It you think you're having fun,
But you got a smelly bum
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea

When it's coming out your bum
Like a bullet out a gun
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea

Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Diarrhoea.
 

  • Dougie Poynter from McFly singing the Diarrhea Song at the Wolverhampton performance last March
    • Downloaded from http://video.greatestjournal.com/files/Diarrhea%20Song%20%28Wolverhampton%29.AVI on 2005.10.30

This was downloaded from the internet.  It was originally issued at an AVI video.  I have converted this to a smaller WMV file.

 

 


 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 


 

 

 

   Diarrhea

Some people think it funny
But it's really green and runny
Diarrhea,
Diarrhea
 

 


 

  Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're stoned from sniffing glue
And your butt burps up beef stew,
Diarrhea, diarrhea!

When you're playing with your junk
And your ass starts blowing chunks,
Diarrhea, diarrhea!

Diarrhea is the best
When it's rolling down your chest
And every loves when diarrhea won't digest.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When Chuck Norris round house kicks,
And your pants fill up with bricks,
Diarrhea, diarrhea!

When you think you're going to spew
And your ass spits out fondu
Diarrhea, diarrhea!

Diarrhea smells like eggs
When it's rolling down your legs
And everybody want to drink the rhea for the keg
Diarrhea, diarrhea!

When you think you're 6 degrees,
But your butt begins to sneeze,
Diarrhea, diarrhea!

When you're girlfriend's in your bed,
And your ass smells like warm bread,
Diarrhea, diarrhea!

Diarrhea's kind of nice
When it's filled with cheese and rice
And everybody wants some diarrhea in their life
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Diarrhea, Diarrheeeeeeeeeea.
 

  • Unknown

 



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